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20張「不喜歡老套噁心風格的人會超愛的」情人節創意卡片。

▼-你願意做我的情人嗎?

-這個問題毫無意義,你別無選擇,因為我們結婚了。情人節快樂!

▼去TMD的情人節,我每一天都超愛你!

▼我用全部的胸愛你,本來想要全部的心,但我的胸比較大。

▼-跟我說點髒話。

-我已經連續穿這件胸罩6週了。

▼「他們的、那裡、他們是」我愛你,因為你知道其中的差別。

▼我愛你,因為我放屁的時候你沒有逃跑。

▼我只是希望你能夠快樂,還有脫光光……當然,主要還是快樂。

▼我們的交集能夠創造奇蹟。

▼你能拿走我的心,但不能拿走我的薯條。

▼這是我能找到最甜蜜的情人節賀卡了。

▼今天的代辦事項只有你!

▼我願意和你分享這扇門。

▼你是我每天早上起床的理由。

開玩笑的……我是要尿尿。

▼你是我最想做的事!

▼我愛你比Kanye愛Kanye還多。

▼你是那個我喝醉後傳簡訊的人,那就是愛啊。

▼我好高興,你跟我一樣奇怪。

▼這麼多心夠不夠?

▼我不會把你驅逐出境。

▼你是我不能呼吸的原因。

看到這些賀卡,另一半的心一定會融化。

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