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英米芝蓮廚神”毒舌”點評網友烹飪作品令人捧腹

戈登是堪稱英國乃至世界的頂級廚神,因其在各種名人烹飪節目中的“粗魯”與嚴格,以及追求完美的風格,而被媒體稱為“地獄廚師”。現在他將目光對準了普通人家裡的業餘廚師們,評論起了各式各樣“慘不忍睹的美食”,其語言風格還是一如既往的犀利,卻令人捧腹不已。

比如,有網友分享了一張美食照片,在粉色的桌布上,放着一塊墊着錫紙的心形甜品。由於美食和桌布的顏色十分接近,幽默的戈登便點評了一句:“它可以用來裝飾你家的桌布!”另一名網友分享了一張情人節自製的披薩,只見烙好的餅上鋪着一些炒米飯,用番茄醬圍成了桃心的樣子,並且還用番茄醬畫了一根穿過桃心的箭。而這位犀利的大廚立刻評論道:“這就是我為什麼沒有情人的原因了。”不過,要是有人做的食物看起來真的不錯,戈登還是會毫不吝惜自己的讚美之辭的

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